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102 alien jokes

Morgan Matthews

102 alien jokes

by Morgan Matthews

  • 300 Want to read
  • 29 Currently reading

Published by Troll .
Written in English

    Subjects:
  • Jokes,
  • Outer space,
  • Riddles,
  • Wit and humor

  • The Physical Object
    FormatUnknown Binding
    Number of Pages64
    ID Numbers
    Open LibraryOL8072006M
    ISBN 100816765332
    ISBN 109780816765331

      Here are really bad jokes, ranging from terrible puns and horrible one-liners to cringe- and groan-worthy jokes that are so bad they're good. ‎ of the best kick ass jokes that will make you laugh so hard you may even poop a little. With added push and play laughter!

    Laugh at funny kids jokes, including more at Laugh at 4,+ Funny Jokes for Kids. Space Joke 43 Two aliens landed their ship on a golf course and watched a young man golfing. First he hit it into the high grass, mumbling and cursing he retrieved his ball. Then he hit it into the sand bunker shouting curse words he retrieved the ball. Next he hit a perfect hole in one, then the first alien said to the second, “Uh-oh cover.

    Young Jewish comedy writer coming-of age in the early ’s? New York, gets hired to compile old jokes from note cards. At the end of the book he talks about his daughter living in Israel. Start your review of Minecraft Joke Book: + Hilarious Yo Momma Jokes For Kids, Teens & Adults. Write a review. alex keller rated it it was amazing Will Breiler rated it really liked it Dom Gentry rated it it was amazing Marion /5(3).


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